B-Vibe Triplet Anal Beads – Sex Toy Review
I’ve got to tell you something… right now I am kicking myself in the pants for not trying the B-Vibe Triplet anal beads sooner. Like, seriously… what took me so frickin’ long to get around to this?! Do you know how many months of sheer pleasure I have missed out on while my poor anal beads sat unopened, languishing away in their festive pink box? Almost 12 FRICKITY-FRACKITY MONTHS! In case you’re bad a math… thats ONE FULL YEAR OF MISSED ORGASMS! Oh man… so many wasted anal orgasms. How could I do this to myself?!
The B-Vibe Triplet was sent to me sometime last year after meeting some of the folks from B-Vibe at the ANE trade show in Vegas. I was so excited when they arrived, but I wasn’t quit ready for them… I seem to go through phases where all I want is anal… then all of a sudden the very thought of anal makes my butthole pucker up and lock shut. I kept thinking about using the Triplet, but then I would end up using something else instead. I just kept putting it off and putting it off then putting it off some more. Man… now I regret every time I didn’t use the Triplet. I was sure missing out on something spectacular. I really feel like I’ve let my butt down by not using this toy sooner…
The B-Vibe Triplet is a set of luxury vibrating anal beads that can be controlled either using buttons on the plug itself or via its handy-dandy remote included remote control. It is made from a beautifully smooth silicone and has an insertable length of about 4.6 inches. The three beads that make up the Triplet start small and increase in size, the upper most bead (the smallest) measures in at o.8 inches, the middle bead (medium bead) measures in at a comfortable 1 inch while the bottom bead (the largest) bumps up to 1.2 inches in diameter. It isn’t an overly large plug (for me anyway), but it is substantial enough to quite filling and thrilling! The neck of the toy is a super comfortable 0.6 inches, which feels about right to me, my butt hole is able to close around it and everything feels like it is both secure and comfy (if you haven’t alerady guessed, comfort is a huge thing for me when it comes to butt toys… but I’m sure I’m not the only one…). The base of the toy sits pretty comfortably (ha… I bet you didn’t see that coming!) between my butt cheeks, it doesn’t pinch or get in the way of sitting (being able to sit with a butt plug is another big thing for me, since I usually test out butt plugs while sitting at my computer taking notes about said butt plug), it also isn’t so large that it interferes with penis in vagina type sex (some plugs have bases so large its like a bouncer for my vagina…).
The remote is a fun feature. I like that I don’t have to reach down and fumble for a button wedged somewhere in the depths of my butt cheeks every time I want to adjust the vibration. So the remote is definitely awesome for solo play. It’s also great fun for partner play as well, hand the Triplet’s remote over to your partner and put your booty pleasure in their capable hands. The Triplet’s remote is able to transfer vibrations from up to 30 feet away, I experimented with this by having my Stunt Cock hold onto the anal beads while I walked from room to room of our house until we lost connection. I made it to our kitchen before the remote no longer worked. Sure, this means next to nothing to you, as you have no idea how my house is laid out… but trust me, I was suitably impressed. I remember being equally impressed with the B-Vibe Rimming Butt Plug’s remote capability… so I guess B-Vibe knows what its doing when it comes to wireless remote controlled devices.
Operating the b-Vibe remote is easy-peasy. Unliked the remote for my TV which has eleventy-hundred buttons that are a complete and utter mystery to me and I always managed to somehow hit that one button that makes the tv totally inoperable until my Stunt Cock fixes it for me… I feel like I’m getting off track here… the B-Vibe remote is easy to use. To begin, press the button on the base of the plug once, it should then have a little light that starts flashing, next press the power button on the remote (the middle button) and the Triplet should now spring to life. If you want to increase the intensity of the anal beads vibration press the (+) button, conversely should you wish to decrease the intensity press the (-) button. There are six constant vibration intensities to cycle through. The wavy line button on the remote will cycle you through the Triplets fifteen vibration patterns (which is fifteen too many patterns if you ask me…). Something else that is probably worth noting about the Triplet’s remote is when it first arrives you will need to open up the back of the remote and remove the little bit of plastic from underneath the battery, otherwise the remote will not work. I should have remembered this from the B-Vibe Rimming plug, but of course I didn’t… and of course I immediately thought my toy was broken and I was about to have a huge tantrum on social media. Then a lightbulb went off somewhere deep inside my brain and I was all “oh yeah, I remember this…” Of course, I’m sure the instruction manual probably says something about this… but who has time for instructions? Not me.
So, inserting the Triplet was super easy for me (should I be bragging about how loose and compliant my butt hole is? Eh, why not…), the smallest bead has an ever so slightly tapered tip that helps coax that bead right on in. Also, if you have ever used a set of more conventional anal beads, you’ll know that often times they are just beads on some kind of string, making them very floppy and often hard to maneuver and insert with ease… it takes a lot of lube and determination, definitely not something you can push in and out with ease, the Triplet is nothing like those floppy anal beads! Because of its internal construction (the wiring and hardware and all that jazz) the B-Vibe Triplet is stiffer than those other beads, which makes inserting (and thrusting) a breeze in comparison!
The vibrations of the Triplet are actually quite wonderful. I would wager to guess that many of our experiences with anal vibration come in the form of weak, buzzy, bullet vibrators crammed into butt plugs with bullet holes. If you are at all like me… these never work for you… its just all a big god damn tease… you can feel the vibration, but it isn’t strong enough or it isn’t being directed into more pleasurable areas… it’s just a sadly vibrating turd stuck in your butt. But, forget all that… the Triplet will not let you down like that… oh no! The B-Vibe Triplet has two motors and three different points of vibration, which produce deep and rumbly vibes for your hiney to enjoy! Also, these vibrations are so awesome that it does manage to stimulate my g-spot through the anal tissue… so it’s like I’m getting a two for one orgasm.
My other favorite thing to do with the B-Vibe Triplet (and a lot of anal toys in general) is to remove them right before or during an orgasm. There is something about feeling each of those three beads popping out one by one that drives me absolutely wild and will usually intensify an orgasm for me. Being able to thrust an anal toy in and out is also a super great feeling. But, just because the Triplet has three beads, don’t feel like you have to insert the whole plug all at once. It is totally valid to just insert the first bead and play with just that until you are ready to move onto the middle and last bead. In fact, even an anal pro such as myself (yes, I am going to claim to be an anal pro now…) enjoys just teasing and playing with only that first bead… popping it in and out… letting the vibrations swirl and tickle around my asshole… yeah… that’s the good stuff…
Other awesome amenities featured with the B-Vibe Triplet… a super awesome hard case for travel and storage of the Triplet. A magnetic usb cable for charging up the B-Vibe Triplet. The Triplet is also splash-proof. Good stuff, Maynard!
Okay, I said it before… but I’m just going to go ahead and say it again… I love the B-Vibe Triplet… it is an amazing set of anal beads that I don’t think I can live without. So, do I recommend this set of luxury anal beads? Is the sky blue? Yes, of course I recommend the B-Vibe Triplet! At this point, I can almost recommend anything B-Vibe makes… I love the way that they can take your average butt toy then kick it up a notch… they did this with the Rimming Butt Plug, the Snug Plug, and now this Triplet… B-Vibe is just so extra (As the kids would say. Right? They would say that wouldn’t they? I wouldn’t really know… I’m pretty uncool). At this time the Triplet only comes in one size (which I think is a totally manageable size for an intermediate butt player… or a beginner if you are taking it slow…) but it does come in two colors! Pictured in this review of the fuchsia but the Triplet is also available in black.
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The B-Vibe Triplet was provided to me free of charge by B-Vibe in exchange for my honest review.