Hello TC Pride!
Hello to all the fabulous people of Twin Cities Pride! Welcome to KittenBoheme.com, I am super excited that you found me! I am a sex toy blogger, an adult film script writer, a writer of erotic fiction, and probably the most awesome thing of all – a Minneapolis native!
If you really want to know more about me: Kitten Boheme, check out my About Me page!
Do you need a writer? Do you make sex toys and need a reviewer? Are you needy and just want to have a chat? Check out my Work With Kitten page for more info on that!
Sex Toys: I’ve Got Them
I have been shoving things up my butt, into my vagina for something like 5 years now… honestly, I’ve kind of lost track… it’s all a blur of dildos and butt plugs going in and popping out… I LOVE being able to recommend awesome, body safe toys to my readers and I especially love recieving emails from people looking for just the right toy! I am here to help! Your loyal sex toy detective.
- Are you looking for a vibrator that will rattle your teeth from your head? I can help you with that…
- Do you enjoy blowjobs? Have a look at this…
- Are you a MAGICAL FUCKING UNICORN!?! So am I, that’s why I have this…
- Have you just kind of given up on life and want a really shitty sex toy reflect that? I hate this thing… (P.S. Don’t give up on life, you are awesome and I love you very much! We can be internet BFFs!)
Bring Me the Smutty Movies
Is porn more you thing? I have been writing adult feature films (doesn’t it sound classy as fuck when you call it that?) for about 4 years now. I have written scripts for studios such as New Sensations, Digital Sin, Adam and Eve Pictures, and Wicked Pictures.
I know what you’re thinking, “who the hell writes porn?” But believe it or not, those pizza delivery boy scenes don’t write themselves. Without people like me, mega stars like Dick Bigglesworth* wouldn’t be able to say “Who here ordered the meat lovers pizza, extra sausage?”
Writers. We are important.
*Okay… I’m not great at coming up with porn names. Which is why I am currently not a porn star.
Check out some of my most recent work on film!
I Just Want a Sex Toy
Cool, cool. I can help you with that. A couple of my favorite sex toy retailers are running some fantastic Pride sales. Check these out, buy some toys, save some money!
- Buy any Tantus toy and get a plug 60% off! – Ends 6/29
- SheVibe is giving you 10% off all RAINBOW toys! – Ends 6/30
- Good Vibes is offering 20% off a single item with minimum $100 order! Order $150 or more and get 20% off plus a free vibe!
Looking for EVEN MORE great deals? Keep an eye on my Sex Toy Sales and Deals page for the ever changing deals from some of my favorite sex toy manufacturers and retailers!
Thank you for visiting KittenBoheme.com! I hope to see you again real soon!
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